{"id":991,"date":"2013-12-23T22:34:45","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T03:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=991"},"modified":"2018-12-29T13:37:42","modified_gmt":"2018-12-29T18:37:42","slug":"i-love-it-when-she-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"I Love It When She Farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>My sweet baby girl sleeps through the night most nights from 11-8, not bad right?\u00a0\u00a0Sometimes she sleeps even past 9:00.\u00a0\u00a0So many mornings, while we have a monitor, I don\u2019t like it very much so I\u2019ll sometimes turn it off and just continue to check on her.\u00a0\u00a0She farts in her sleep.\u00a0\u00a0I don\u2019t know why but there is something so cute about her little body passing gas while she peacefully sleeps.\u00a0\u00a0Simply put, I love it when she farts!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sweet baby girl sleeps through the night most nights from 11-8, not bad right?\u00a0\u00a0Sometimes she sleeps even past 9:00.\u00a0\u00a0So many mornings, while we have a monitor, I don\u2019t like it very much so I\u2019ll sometimes turn it off and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=991\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}