- Emerson: It gives me allergies to clean up.\u00a0\u00a0For real.<\/li><\/ul><\/li>
- Avery told Justin to stop yawning while reading books in bed because its so rude -Feb 2016<\/li>
- Avery and Harper: \u201cOkay, Mommy Madusa\u201d \u2013 repeatedly Summer\/Fall 2016<\/li>
- On Mother’s Day, Avery shared that Mommys are smarter than Daddy’s – May 2016<\/li>
- All the Girls \u2013 This entire past year to present (August 2016) \u2013 Whausay?\u00a0\u00a0Instead of \u201cWhat did you say\u201d\u2026they say it real fast\u2026.reminds me of\u00a0\u00a0\u201cWhat you talking about Willis\u201d<\/li>
- Avery in response to what I should do with the Thank You card that Ms. Duffett gave her for the Holiday Gift Card Avery gave her.\u00a0\u00a0\u201cMom, can you put this in my baby book.\u00a0\u00a0I might want to read it when I\u2019m in high school.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0– Dec 2016<\/li>
- Harper \u2013 All the time in December 2016 \u2013 \u201cWhat the hecker?\u201d \u2013 in terms of what the heck?<\/li>
- Harper when I was taking her to the bathroom at our neighbors The Fosters and she saw there was a window in the bathroom.\u00a0\u00a0Harper: \u201cWhat is that!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0Me: \u201cA window\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0Harper: \u201cA window in the bathroom!\u00a0\u00a0What the hecka?\u00a0\u00a0That\u2019s WEIRD!\u201d<\/li>
- Emerson and Avery having a heated discussion \u2013 they were trying to resolve a situation on their own\u2026Emerson was quite frustrated talking with her hands and Avery was fairly calm.\u00a0\u00a0They were both sitting looking each other in the eye when they spoke.\u00a0\u00a0Emerson was getting frustrated and said \u201cWe have a problem, we need to solve this Avery!\u201d \u2013 Jan 2017<\/li>
- Avery \u2013 in general says \u201cseriously\u201d, \u201cfor example\u201d, and \u201cliterally\u201d when having conversations \u2013 Feb 2017<\/li>
- Emerson upon me bending over without a shirt on\u2026\u201dwhy is your belly so wrinkly\u2026ballerinas don\u2019t have wrinkly bellies.\u201d My response\u2026well I don\u2019t know\u2026it just is.\u00a0\u00a0A Ballerina?\u201d\u00a0\u00a0Emerson said, \u201cyeah, you were a ballerina when you were a kid\u201d. \u2013 March 2017<\/li>
- Avery made me a painting.\u00a0\u00a0I asked her what she used.\u00a0\u00a0She said \u201coil pistachios\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0Justin said you mean \u201coil pastels?\u201d to which she replied, yes \u2013 March 2017<\/li>
- \u201cFor real\u201d or \u201cfor real life\u201d \u2013 all three girls when they are trying to prove a point that something is true. \u2013 May 2017<\/li>
- After visiting Grandma Brenda at the cemetery and asking about everyone that was buried there, Avery said “Man, it’s going to be crowded in heaven by the time I get there. Later, in the car ride home she asked if we knew what night we would die. After Justin explained that only God knows, Avery waited about 15 minutes and then said’ In my sixties, I am going to start wearing pajamas so I won’t have to go to heaven naked. – November 2017<\/li>
- May 2018 \u2013 Dinner conversation \u2013 somehow the girls started talking about boobs.\u00a0\u00a0They were going on and on about bras and how you are supposed to cover them, and when you get them, and the fact that boys don\u2019t have them\u2026at least most boys.\u00a0\u00a0Justin was starting to get very uncomfortable and\u00a0\u00a0he said such\u2026.Harper turned to him and said, \u201cwell we are talking about it so you can leave and go somewhere else if you don\u2019t want to be a part of it\u201d.<\/li>
- December 2018 at Dinner: the girls were talking about ‘weenies’ and Emerson explained that a ‘weenie’ is just a man’s vagina.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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