{"id":3505,"date":"2017-03-24T13:16:27","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T17:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3505"},"modified":"2021-11-07T18:34:35","modified_gmt":"2021-11-07T23:34:35","slug":"oil-pistachios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3505","title":{"rendered":"Oil Pistachios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3506\" src=\"http:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"oil pistachios - Avery March 2017\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/oil-pistachios-Avery-March-2017.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This past week I traveled for work to Indiana. The girls were great for Ludmila and Justin!\u00a0 Way better than they behave for me actually.\u00a0 Anyway, the girls put up a Welcome Home sign in the kitchen upon my return.\u00a0 Harper and Mila made me chocolate chip cookies and all three girls made me cards and pictures. One picture in particular looked like it was made with chalk at first glance, so I asked Avery what she used to make the picture and she said &#8220;oil pistachios&#8221;. While I just stood there perplexed, Justin said to Avery, &#8220;oil pastels?&#8221;\u00a0 Ah yes, oil pastels!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past week I traveled for work to Indiana. The girls were great for Ludmila and Justin!\u00a0 Way better than they behave for me actually.\u00a0 Anyway, the girls put up a Welcome Home sign in the kitchen upon my return.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3505\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-3505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}