{"id":3329,"date":"2016-11-16T20:52:02","date_gmt":"2016-11-17T01:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3329"},"modified":"2020-07-15T08:59:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T12:59:20","slug":"show-me-your-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3329","title":{"rendered":"Show Me Your Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at 7:30 we were finishing up dinner and having the girls take turns of presenting their artwork portfolio and Tuesday folder information. \u00a0In Avery&#8217;s Tuesday folder, she pulls out a homework assignment due TODAY to find acorns! \u00a0Seriously! The girls get off the bus at 4:30 and it gets dark at 5:15 and this homework is due tomorrow! \u00a0Are you telling me I&#8217;m the only parent who looks at the Tuesday folder information Tuesday evening AFTER I get home from work!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3330\" src=\"http:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_0090-e1479347495411-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"img_0090\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_0090-e1479347495411-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_0090-e1479347495411-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_0090-e1479347495411-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_0090-e1479347495411-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, Justin pulled out the flashlight and Avery and him bundled up and went outside in the backyard for a few minutes and came back with their little snack bag filled with acorns. \u00a0That&#8217;s my girl and guy:)<\/p>\n<p>So this morning Justin overhears Emerson talking to Avery while eating breakfast&#8230;&#8221;<em>Avery, show me your nuts.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am 37 years old, but some things never get old!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at 7:30 we were finishing up dinner and having the girls take turns of presenting their artwork portfolio and Tuesday folder information. \u00a0In Avery&#8217;s Tuesday folder, she pulls out a homework assignment due TODAY to find acorns! \u00a0Seriously! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/?p=3329\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,61],"class_list":["post-3329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kids","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themaddlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}